2nd Centralized DEX on NEAR
WE TAKE CARE OF YOUR ASSETS THE TRADFI WAY
Full-access key securityโข meets Migrations are proof-of-care
The 2ND CENTRALIZED DEX ON NEAR that proudly does things the TradFi/manual way.
The 2nd Centralized DEX Racing Experience
Click to play the official Jambo racing minigame!
Our CEO's new ride (paid for with Treasury Wallet)
"Finally, a DEX that makes sense! No more confusing DeFi nonsense."
- Chad BigWallet, Professional Trader
"I love that someone else manages my keys. So convenient!"
- Luna Mooner, Crypto Enthusiast
"Migration feature is genius! My funds get fresher every quarter!"
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Supply: 1,000,000,000 JAMBO
Play Jamborghini Racing Game
Play Jamborghini and achieve your best score
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THIS IS A PARODY. DO NOT DEPOSIT FUNDS ANYWHERE BECAUSE THERE IS NOWHERE TO DEPOSIT.
This is a parody token; nothing here is financial advice. Laugh, don't leverage.
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Last updated: December 2024